Fame Monster
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johnmc said:
Toukay.
No, sorry, that was poor. Once more, I've broken the rules of pun.
I guess all good fins must come to an end.
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Bernard Matthews
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Toukay.
No, sorry, that was poor. Once more, I've broken the rules of pun.
I guess all good fins must come to an end.
johnmc
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pominoz said:Pigeonho said:RIP that man.
He died on his 80th birthday yesterday, the odds of that?!
365-1,apparently.
Is Ponting in?
pominoz
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johnmc said:pominoz said:365-1,apparently.
Is Ponting in?
No idea,i ignore that game untill we beat the Aussies,then become its biggest fan for a few days.
A rare event,unfortunately.
Nearly as rare as dieing on your Birthday ;-)
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When asked if he preferred legs or breasts, Bernard said that he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies. He was informed that this wasn't an option with a KFC bargain bucket.
Sad knews though. Knocked the stuffing out of me.
Sad knews though. Knocked the stuffing out of me.
york away to this!
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....another sorry example of a mystery "celebrity" death following a night of drug fuelled sexual fantasy with a local hooker.
Mr Mathews was apparently found in an hotel room in Norwich, trussed up like a......ohnevermind!
Mr Mathews was apparently found in an hotel room in Norwich, trussed up like a......ohnevermind!
nijinsky's fetlocks
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Probably not most folks first choice in a green and gold scarf to pop his clogs.
Delia must be beside herself.
A good drink should calm her down,then she can go out onto the pitch on Saturday and make a complete arse of herself,like when we played 'em.
And he wasn't trussed up at all - he had a capon.
Delia must be beside herself.
A good drink should calm her down,then she can go out onto the pitch on Saturday and make a complete arse of herself,like when we played 'em.
And he wasn't trussed up at all - he had a capon.
laserblue
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apparently the government of turkey has declared a public holiday on the day of the funeral.
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nijinsky's fetlocks said:Probably not most folks first choice in a green and gold scarf to pop his clogs.
Delia must be beside herself.
A good drink should calm her down,then she can go out onto the pitch on Saturday and make a complete arse of herself,like when we played 'em.
And he wasn't trussed up at all - he had a capon.[/quote]
now that is funny!
daveduke67
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I wonder if the rags are having a minutes silence in honour of Norfolks most famous celebrity?
They did ask the players if they thought it should be a minutes silence, clapping or gobbling. All bar O'Shea said either clapping or silence.
They did ask the players if they thought it should be a minutes silence, clapping or gobbling. All bar O'Shea said either clapping or silence.