Best Chat Up Lines

[CTID1989]

"very nice, How much?"

 

[Bucharest Blue]

You remined me of a nail because every time i see you i want to hammer you!!!

could go one or two ways that one really... both leading to not pulling!

 

[Cunning Stunt]

Two girls, one fit, the other one isn't

To minger: Hey, fancy a dance?
Minger: yeah!!
To minger: well you go for it sweetheart whilst I chat up your fit mate...


To quote Pete Gronow from Gatley (one of you must know him!)

'Suck my cheese'

 

[levey]

""do you sleep on your stomach''

she then answers yes or to no to which you reply

''can i???''

never worked but gets a laugh

 

[Philbo]

are those spacepants you're wearing? cause your ass is out of this world!!!!" always a winner! but like i said i am fit as fuck hthnpthnksnpbye xxx

 

[steaob]

Do you want a fuck or not?
No
Gutted!!!

 

[boydysafc]

"Hey...I lost my phone number...Can i have yours"

CLASSIC!

 

[City_Shirts]

'Hi, I'm Fred Flintstone - I can make your bed-rock'

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Do you like chicken ??

Yeah...

well suck my c*ck caus its foul!!



works... none of the time!!

That chat up line also has a "sister".

Do you like fruit?

Yes

Well suck my cock - its a peach

Courtesy of Sid the Sexist I believe

Think it was Cheech and Chong mate

 

[bluemooncol]

do you wanna fuck?

'no'

well will you lie down while i do