Best Chat Up Lines

[mancity5]

Do you like chicken ??

Yeah...

well suck my c*ck caus its foul!!



works... none of the time!!

That chat up line also has a "sister".

Do you like fruit?

Yes

Well suck my cock - its a peach

Courtesy of Sid the Sexist I believe

"Do you like wine gums"

"Yes"

"Then wine your gums round this then"

 

[Uwe Rosler's Grandad]

One of my pals has used "Nice legs! What time do they open?" Didn't get him very far!

 

[183sash]

can you keep an eye on my pint while i go for a shit?

 

[Swales lives]

Can you help me look for me glass eye, the f*ckers fallen out again.

 

[MOSTON_BLUE_88]

"Dont run, i have a knife"

or

"Dont be shy, show us your pie"

 

[barryo]

"Eh up luv, do you fancy going halves on a Bastard......!"



Courtesy of The Macc Lads.



Wahey

 

[audiodave08]

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie?

 

[goat boy]

"Eh up luv, do you fancy going halves on a Bastard......!"



Courtesy of The Macc Lads.



Wahey

PMSL!

 

[GStar]

Bite the pillow love... I'm going in dry!

 

[vonksbignose]

"You're coming home with me, now get in my fucking car right now before I get really fucking angry"

I'm so lonely :(

PMSL & still Ping MSL!!!!

 

[DannyBoy2890]

anyone can make you sweat baby, but i can keep you wet!



















sorry :(

 

[city_boy_lee]

Best one I'vce heard


"I'd swim through a sea of shit with my mouth open, just to suck the cock of the last man that fucked you"

 

[laserblue]

"do you like jewellery? well suck this it's a gem."

 

[stony]

"Eh up luv, do you fancy going halves on a Bastard......!"



Courtesy of The Macc Lads.



Wahey

pmsl

 

[mancity5]

Best one I'vce heard


"I'd swim through a sea of shit with my mouth open, just to suck the cock of the last man that fucked you"

That is some scary shit, mate.
I feel ill, after seeing that.

 

[Philbo]

I'd crawl over broken glass to suck a wet fart out of your arse! xxx

 

[Wheelsy]

"Hi... um... I'm a friend of Philbo..."

It got me three roots and five restraining orders.

 

[Philbo]

"Hi... um... I'm a friend of Philbo..."

It got me three roots and five restraining orders.

*high five!*

 

[CTID1989]

I'd crawl over broken glass to suck a wet fart out of your arse! xxx

PMSL!

 

[Swales lives]

Nice c*nt, want it licking?