best/funniest song you have heard at a match

[madmank]

what is the best or funniest song you have heard at a fooball match city or non city related

 

[johnmc]

Van Per-sie
when the girl says NO!
Molest her

 

[Randomer]

Van Per-sie
when the girl says NO!
Molest her

can see this coming up again on Saturday

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Who's up Mary Brown,
Who's up Mary Brown,
Tommy Tommy Docherty,
Tommy Tommy Docherty.

After it broke that Docherty had been sending Laurie Brown the rags physio away with the reserves while he wipped round to dip his wick, lol talk about abusing your position, never mind a colleagues Mrs.

 

[True_Blue69]

Van Per-sie
when the girl says NO!
Molest her

Always thought that was a real shit one, especially when the Boro fans sang it to Robinho last season....

'Theres only 2 Eric Nixons' was funny, think he was supposed to have been diagnosed with Schizophrenia or something, cant quite remember.

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

'Theres only 2 Eric Nixons' was funny, think he was supposed to have been diagnosed with Schizophrenia or something, cant quite remember.

Thought that was Andy Goram at Celtic, didnt know my namesake had been the recipient of this chant.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

I always liked "Cannon and Ball are sh8gging your wife" to Kewell when his Mrs was "In the Jungle" with them doing that "I'm a Celebrity" nonsense

 

[Terry Nutkins]

sang to the yids by west ham,

................................................

always made me smile that one.

 

[es1]

sang to Spurs by west ham,

................................................

always made me smile that one..

cant say it would make me smile

 

[Didsbury Dave]

sheffield United away, when we were really really shit and losing every week.

They sung: "We hate Wednesday and we hate WEdnesday" to which City replied:

"We hate Saturday and we hate Saturday"