best/funniest song you have heard at a match

[Hackney Blue]

And some years ago (about 1989), at Highbury, losing 4-0 (and wearing an absolutely awful yellow away strip), chanting something along the lines of: 'give us another' at the Arsenal players. I've never seen a set of fans look so totally confused.

 

[BlueTony]

going down going down going down by the rags to West Ham.

The reply " so are we so are we so are we"

PMSL

 

[law74]

A few years ago when we were giving everton a football lesson just before christmas we started "gone christmas shopping, you should have gone christmas shopping" which very soon became gone christmas robbing

 

[urmston]

One for the more mature amongst us.

Shit on O'Farrell,
Shit on O'Farrell tonight...

sung to the tune of Roll Out the Barrel while Frank O'Farrell was manager at Stretford.

 

[Bilboblue]

And some years ago (about 1989), at Highbury, losing 4-0 (and wearing an absolutely awful yellow away strip), chanting something along the lines of: 'give us another' at the Arsenal players. I've never seen a set of fans look so totally confused.

I quite liked that strip! Yellow and black, think we only wore it there and at QPR that season.

Anyway, around the same time, George Grahams missus had been caught having an affair with a washing machine repair man, cue the City end singing: Who's up Georges wife....who's up Georges wife....every everybody, every everybody!!!

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

You are a scouser...
A f**** scouser...
You make me happy when skies are grey
Your dads a dealer
your mums a stealer
so don't take my capsules away

Also heard this one:

You are a Scouser.
A dirty Scouser.
You're only happy
on Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving.
Your dad's drug dealing.
Please don't take
my hubcaps away

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I remember (well I don't actually remember) something being sung about fish when we were losing by some ridiculous score at Grimsby in the 1980's....... also some poor couple were getting abuse from City fans that day. They had obviously just got married and come straight to the ground in the wedding gear...... ring any bells with anyone???

Wasnt by any chance, 'We piss on your fish, yes we, yes we do'?

 

[city 'til i cry]

John Fash missing an absolute sitter for Wimbledon and the whole of the Kippax singing "You couldn't score with your brother!!"

I remember this one too, Vinny Jones turned to the Kippax shaking his head but was pissing himself laughing at the same time.

 

[blue remix]

he's great, he's ace
he'll smack you in your face
bellamy, bellamy