best/funniest song you have heard at a match

[Llewellyn Dowd]

A few years back Hyde United played against some plastic scouse team (is it Marine or something?) at Ewen Fields. With them being Merseysiders, the Hyde fans started singing some derogatory 'get to work you lazy twats' type song, so the Mickeys hit back with "Where's your Granny gone? Dr. Shipman's been. Where's your Granny gone?". Brilliant.

 

[unsworthblue]

the kippax singing 'does your brother wank you off' to john fashanu was a funny one.

 

[maccieblue]

Andy Dibble
After revelations in the papers about him being a very naughty boy and playing away from home he must have known he had something coming his way.

We were playing notts county away in a cup game and as soon as he touched the ball we started singing. Dirty Dirty Dibble... It soon caught on then the notts fans started joining in,after a while most of the support in the ground decided to join in.
You could see quite a few of the players from both sides having a chuckle.

Even Mr Dirty himself was shaking his head smiling.

not a song but after the allegedly 7 shags a night somebody in platt lane handed dibble a 7up hat he laughed &put it in the net

 

[maccieblue]

imre, imre banana,imre banana,imre banaaaana to imre veradi at villa park when the orginal blow up banana made its entrance

 

[redater]

I think Imre Banana made his debut at Oldham.I remember standing next to the guy (Frank Newton) I think about 87/88 season, someone just randomly started singing Imre Banana and everyone around joined in very funny at the time.

 

[Matt.D]

Thought it was quality when we were singing "boring boring arsenal" when they had gone 4-0 up after like 20 minutes at maine road, best part about it was the cockneys in the away stand didnt know what was going on, didnt seem to realise it was a joke

 

[Chungo]

I remember at the game against Liverpool when we lost 3-2 (grrr) The south stand singing "calm down calm down" and doing that thing with their arms. Hilarious at the time but then they came back after we were 2-0 up

 

[@BluePhil8]

I remember when we faced hammers at home with sven, all of our fans started singing "IM FOR EVER BLOWING BUBBLES"
and against the scum at home that season "WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE" and "GOING DOWN"

 

[The Iceman Cometh]

Many years ago, Seventies, I was with my best mate, Ming Cheung, absolutley City mad he was.
His parents owned the chippy on Hyde Road, North Reddish, near St Agnes.
He introduced me to Chinese weaponry as we were both Bruce Lee mad. Many a happy hour spent there unconscious among the potato peeling at the back of the shop, the Nunshaku lessons were ferocious. Mind, I have a novel way of peeling spuds now. Where were we?

Ah, yes, midweek match, very dark due to the weak lighting in the kippax, near the half way line and there is lull in the singing.

I turned to Ming and said, "go on, now's your chance to start a song off", which he had always dreamed of.
He looked at me with those black shiny eyes, pulled his wooley hat tighter, took a deep breath, and out it came..........

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lodney Lodney, Lodney Lodney Lodney Lodney Lodney Marsh"

Well the immediate area around us were in hysterics, and of course, in true blue humour fashion, the whole of the Kippax joined in!

Rodney even looked towards us with a confused grin!
Happy Days!

 

[Chris in London]

Many years ago, Seventies, I was with my best mate, Ming Cheung, absolutley City mad he was.
His parents owned the chippy on Hyde Road, North Reddish, near St Agnes.


"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lodney Lodney, Lodney Lodney Lodney Lodney Lodney Marsh"

Well the immediate area around us were in hysterics, and of course, in true blue humour fashion, the whole of the Kippax joined in!

Rodney even looked towards us with a confused grin!
Happy Days!

Reminds me of the Sun Jihai song

And its aye aye yippy yippy aye
And its aye aye yippy sun jihai
And its aye aye yippy
His dad's got a chippy
Aye aye yippy sun jihai