best man speeches

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

When I was stupid enough to get married once, my best mans speech was great. He rigged up some bit of kit as a lie detector machine, which comprised of a colander with a light bulb each side. He put this on my head, and it was wired up to a buzzer activated by a foot pedal. Twat even had me standing on the table wearing it. He asked if id ever lied to the bride, and asked a series of questions where the buzzer would go and the lights flashed. Fair play, it was funny

 

[york away to this!]

When I was stupid enough to get married once, my best mans speech was great. He rigged up some bit of kit as a lie detector machine, which comprised of a colander with a light bulb each side. He put this on my head, and it was wired up to a buzzer activated by a foot pedal. Twat even had me standing on the table wearing it. He asked if id ever lied to the bride, and asked a series of questions where the buzzer would go and the lights flashed. Fair play, it was funny

...did the bride look beautiful?

 

[uweuweuwe]

First ever best mans speech I did I started off with tell the guests that I was a bit nervous and it hasn't helped that someone told me that you won't feel nervous if you imaging everyone in the room is naked, although looking around the room you'd wish some people would put their clothes back on. It got a laugh and calmed me down (along with the 4 vodkas I had before).

Also try and insult the guests like thanking everyone who has traveled a long distance to the there and then say 'it shows you how far some people will come for a free meal.' Also ask the guest at the back can they here you, although it doesn't mater as they are the ones they didn't want to invite but need to fill the table to get a discount.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

"Ladies and gentlemen,it gives me great pleasure"..... then sit down

 

[niall'sdiscoshorts]

"
ladies and gentlemen, could you please be upstanding and raise a toast to

the bar staff.....they will be working at longer than these two tonight"

 

[bluemc1]

Dave wasn't the smartest kid in fact when his mum was pregnant with him she was arrested for dope carrying

tumbleweed gif please