Best "of the moment" chants

[bladdered]

At Everton when the Toffee woman who used to walk round the pitch throwing sweets into the crowd came to our end...sweets thrown back at her with "You can stick you're fckin toffees up yer arse!"

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Port Vale away... Half time entertainment the England disability team playing a 5 a side game, all the brave lads had limbs missing, however there were only 9 of them so the able bodied manager went in goal, every time he touched the ball we were singing "cheat cheat cheat".....

 

[bluebc]

There's only one whoopi Goldberg, only one whoopi Goldberg , we're walking along, singing a song , walking in a whoopi wonderland.

I think if memory serves me right it was at rufous brevet for Fulham

 

[crazyg]

At Everton when the Toffee woman who used to walk round the pitch throwing sweets into the crowd came to our end...sweets thrown back at her with "You can stick you're fckin toffees up yer arse!"

That one was being sung in the 60s, and probably earlier.

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Steward at WBA away who was a coloured chap with blonde hair and the chant went up;
"Guinness ... Guinness.....Guinness"
Funny as Fook at the time, even he was laughing!

 

[Alex - City Matters]

Spurs away after Redknapp's tax thing in 2010.

To Monster, "What's that coming over the hill, is it the tax-man, for Harry Redknaaaaapp"

 

[m7mcfc]

and then the one a few years back when we were getting tanked by arsenal in first have - "we're shit and we know we are, we're shit...."

Same game he brought Henry and Viera on in the second half to which we sang "Wengers scraping the barrell na na na nah".

 

[its a Barm]

Wba away late 70s early 80s stewards and police for some reason stopping people swearing so the chant goes up he's here he's there where not allowed to swear Tommy booth Tommy booth.

 

[crazyg]

Wba away late 70s early 80s stewards and police for some reason stopping people swearing so the chant goes up he's here he's there where not allowed to swear Tommy booth Tommy booth.

In a similar vein, when City played at Coventry in the 67/68 season, they brought out, for some reason, Ken Dodd, to try and stop the obscene words in football chants.

He explained that, instead of saying the word "bastard" about a referee, we should sing the word "twozzer"!

Immediately, from both the City and Coventry fans, came the chant "The refs a fucking twozzer!"

Dodd burst out laughing and never said another word.

 

[Luddite_Blue]

Palace at home 2/3 years ago to their so called ultras who were very, very quiet

You sing all the time
You sing all the time
You're Crystal Palace
You sing all the time


Although they did turn up, unlike the FA cup tie a year or so later