Best opening line to a song?

[J.G.Blue.]

I Never thought it would happen with me & the girl from Clapham.

 

[The perfect fumble]

We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

She Unscrews the top of her new whiskey bottle & shuffles around in her candle-lit hovel.

 

[tonyfc]

Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine

 

[Barcon]

It's 40 below and I don't give a fuck. Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

 

[Bill Walker]

1) I got sunshine on a cloudy day, when it's cold outside, I got the month of May.


2) I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Fuck this, I'm hot, and when I'm not. I'm cold as ice.

 

[Kinkybyname]

What kind of fuckery is this?

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Wild Thing, you make my heart sing

 

[york away to this!]

1. One, two, three go...
2. So you've been to school for a year or two and you know you've seen it all...
3. Oh my god I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown, my head really hurts...