Best opening line to a song?

[levets]

‘Walking across the sitting room, I turn the television off’

 

[MCFCTrick]

Well she wore big knickers and she worked on the sewage farm ...

 

[MillisleBlue]

It was on the good ship Venus...

 

[Barcon]

It was on the good ship Venus...

I believe the captains name was Cropper.

 

[surrounded by idiots]

Well she wore big knickers and she worked on the sewage farm ...

and for another thread (classic 2nd lines)

I got my hand down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm

 

[JASR]

This wasn't supposed to happen
I was happy by myself
Accidentally you seduced me
I'm in love again

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Holly came from Miami FLA

 

[Debaser]

What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me
Turn around quick, and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh no

 

[MadchesterCity]

Hello, is it me you’re looking for

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Looking at the world through the sunset in your eyes.