Best opening line to a song?

[The Colonel]

Son, I'm thirty. I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty.

 

[Legal Alien]

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

They seek him here, they seek him there, his clothes are loud, but never square... It will make or break him so he's got to buy the best coz hes a..

 

[ZenHalfTimeCrock]

‘Lobotomy
Lobotomy
Lobotomy
Lobotomy’ - The Ramones

‘Hello, Hello
Hello, Hello
Hello, Hello’ - PiL

 

[blueish swede]

It may have been Camelot for Jack and Jacqueline, but on the Che Guevara highway filling up with gasoline Fidel Castro's brother spies a rich lady who's crying over luxury's disappointment so he walks over and he's trying to sympathize with her, but he thinks that he should warn her that the Third World is just around the corner.

 

[bluealf]

Life's a woman, then you die

Black Hell

 

[teddypaul]

Teenage dreams so hard beat

 

[Two Gun Bob]

An intro of Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi um ingonyama. Zulu for Here Comes A lion Father, Oh Yes It's A Lion.

 

[Blue Mist]

Life's a woman, then you die

Black Hell

Or in @Worsleyweb case, Wife's a woman, then you die.

 

[staffsblue]

I've been walking in the rain just to get wet on purpose....