Best opening line to a song?

[Lavinda Past]

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict.

Close the thread.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload…

 

[hillbillyliar]

Jodie wears a hat although it hasn't rained for six days

 

[MillisleBlue]

I believe the captains name was Cropper.

Thought it was Morgan but there are likely to have been many different versions :)

 

[BimboBob]

2Pac - Hit 'em up

'I ain't got no motherfuckin' friends, that's why i fucked your woman, you fat motherfucker..'

Is the next line...

"Then I took her home to meet Mother and have a spot of tea"?

 

[BimboBob]

Oh Bimbo, Bhimmmmbo. His daddy died on that day so it's the day he will always remember and anyway, dont pick on me, pick on Whitfield and thingy that wrote it. (Strong)

(And yes I've just checked, you made me.)

It's a date though, not a day.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

”we‘re having a gang bang”


Black lace.

 

[mancityvstoke]

It's only 2-1 its only 2 - 1
20,000 empty seats

 

[Barcon]

Thought it was Morgan but there are likely to have been many different versions :)

The version I remember: The captains name was Cropper. By God he had a whopper. Once round the deck, twice round his neck and up his arse for a stopper.

 

[jimharri]

"Walked in the cold air,
A freezing breath on a window pane,
Lying and waiting..."