Best opening line to a song?

[uncle fester]

Arseholes, Bastards, Fucking cunts and pricks...

 

[Bill Walker]

Arseholes, Bastards, Fucking cunts and pricks...

Great example to that 6 year old I have to say.

 

[chris63]

Some girls will some girls won't.

 

[bennyboy]

 

[Bigga]

”we‘re having a gang bang”


Black lace.

I always found that line funny to sneak into a song!

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Arseholes, Bastards, Fucking cunts and pricks...

Has to be a contender alright.
Sex and drugs and rock n roll.

 

[Bigga]

If we're doing an opening line then I like 'Candidate', er, both versions:

#I'll make you a deal like any other candidate#

or the alternative:

#Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain#

If we're doing opening lines then:

#I'll make you a deal like any other candidate.
We'll pretend were walking home cause your future's at stake
My set is amazing, it even smells like the street
There is a bar at the end where I could meet you and your friend#

and

#Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain
Inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain
Inside every mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed
Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead#

 

[crizack]

"This is a song about your fucking mother" mama kin gnr