Best put downs....

[urban genie]

 

[AliBobbyJ]

My late and beloved father in law as unwanted visitors were leaving, "Come again when you can't stay so long."
It went over their heads it till it dawned on them later.

 

[chesterbells]

A lot of people slag you off, but I think you’re alright.

 

[dickie davies]

 

[kippaxwarrior]

In the 90's Australia were play Sri Lanka and the Aussie wicket keeper Ian Healy said to Arjuna Ranatunga "Got your legs shaking?"

Ranatunga replied "yeah I'm tired after sleeping with your wife..."

Also Shane Warne once told South African Daryll Cullinan" I've waited 2 years to humiliate you"

Cullinan snapped back "Looks like to spent it eating you fat bastard"

 

[AliBobbyJ]

A lot of people slag you off, but I think you’re alright.

oh, now that's subtle, like a David Silva flick.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

“You’re not incredible.” City fans to Hulk when he tripped himself up trying to dribble with the ball at the Etihad.

 

[madloaf]

In the 90's Australia were play Sri Lanka and the Aussie wicket keeper Ian Healy said to Arjuna Ranatunga "Got your legs shaking?"

Ranatunga replied "yeah I'm tired after sleeping with your wife..."

Also Shane Warne once told South African Daryll Cullinan" I've waited 2 years to humiliate you"

Cullinan snapped back "Looks like to spent it eating you fat bastard"

The best cricket one of course: Glenn McGrath was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes

“Hey Eddo, why are you so fucking fat?”
Eddo Brandes: “Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”

 

[KS55]

In the 90's Australia were play Sri Lanka and the Aussie wicket keeper Ian Healy said to Arjuna Ranatunga "Got your legs shaking?"

Ranatunga replied "yeah I'm tired after sleeping with your wife..."

Also Shane Warne once told South African Daryll Cullinan" I've waited 2 years to humiliate you"

Cullinan snapped back "Looks like to spent it eating you fat bastard"

I forget the protagonists in an ashes game:
Player ”You fat bastard”
Response: “Every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”

 

[mexico1970]

I forget the protagonists in an ashes game:
Player ”You fat bastard”
Response: “Every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”

Hahahaha ;)