Best threat you've had playing sunday league?

[BlueMoon93]

Not really a threat this,but I thought I would tell you about my stepdad who was well known in the Craven and District league for the amount of times he was sent off and his reaction to them.
He was once booked for a late tackle,so he ripped up the refs book!! He was then sent off,so he poked the ref in the eye!!!(he got a two year ban for that) Another time he was sent off,he marched straight to his car and drove onto the pitch trying to run the ref over,in the end he smashed into a the half time drinks trolley before speeding off up the road,only problem was he had forgotten that I was there and he was ment to be taking me home(I was a kid at the time) so he came back 10 minutes later,parked up in the middle of the pitch and shouted"get in this fookin car!!" What a guy!!!
Oh and he played in the same team as a young Ricky Holden.

Pmsl, what a nutcase haha.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

This all sounds quite tame compared to Sunday league womens football.

And before anyone starts berating girls football, know that I played against the rags, tonked 'em on the pitch and then in the changing rooms after the game. Me and me best mate going for it again about half a dozen of them. Can you believe they called the police on us, we went and his in the 'secret garden' near Torkington park haha We both got called to hearing by the FA (believe it or not) and received 6 game bans. The rag shouldnt have shouted 'come on then' and not expect us to.

One of my mates got a lifetime ban for battering a ref a few years ago. Yep, she was female and he was male. Thankfully shes calmed down since then!

I once actually saved a ref from getting battered by some hardnut playing for Tameside. Me and her then nearly had a fist fight, but im glad it was calmed she would have ripped me head off lol

I cant really remember many threats being doled out, though there were plenty snide comments and aggressive retaliation.

Torkington Park eh?
Football sure is a rough and tough game on the mean streets of Hazel Grove.
When opposition forwards give death threats there,they get their butlers to deliver 'em on a silver platter,its that posh.