Best threat you've had playing sunday league?

simonk said:
some softlad once threw a ball of mud at me???
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i used 2 play in cheetams park in stalybridge when i was a nipper+there was this orrible anus who was a total bully+a total+complete crettice.one day we were havin a kick about & he shows up sayin i need headers practice for a headers game 2morrow & promptly took over our reinactment of denis laws 1974 goal v man ure lol(complete wiv gerrald sindstat comms too!),the ball went behind the trees where i saw that a great dane had curled one out +the ball was sort of sat on it.....like a golf tea,i carefully collected as much excrement as i could on the ball+threw it to the bully 2 head it.................he chased me from cheetams park down melbourne street up huddersfield road+back 2 mottram rd+never caught me,he was covered in it pmsl.Bout 20 years later i went back 2 manchester fer a wedding & bugger me -he was there+dint have a clue who i was.I sed ello m8 ya probably dont remember me,how ya doin?
he looked up at me with really stoned eyes+replied
"SHITFACED"!!!!!!!
I PISSED MYSELF LMAOOOOOOOO
 
CTID_92 said:
We played a team a few years ago and tbh they were rough even their parents tried fighting everyone lol There was this one lad who looked like the crazy frog, we had a corner and as i striker i was moving all over the place trying to lose my marker (him) so he starts trying trip me up so i tell him where to go (yes im being polite :p). So he starts bouncing round and goes to me " dya wanna make this greenstreet, i'll take you all down an alley and i'lll 'av you all!, every single one of ya!". Me and the lads were laughing for sooo long it was that funny, we ended up trouncing them which made it even better.

Its always funny playing teams from what i would call posh areas. We used to play a team from alderly edge and it was hilarious to hear their parents going "come on archibold" and " that's the spirit Norris" and stuff like that. It was even funnier when the kids thought they were hard and would be like " I may come over there in one minute and punch you" hahaha and they'd complain to the ref like " Oh come on referee that isn't the correct decision in these circumstances" lol
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LMFAO!!!
 
When I was 19 some older lad said "do that again and I'll bite your throat out' OR playing U16's some scrote from Benchill said "you're a better muppet and I'm going to bang you out after the game"

Now Im 27 I tend to dish out the idle threats to the young'uns!
 
P.S I also threatened to knock Mattys teeth out after his horrific tackle on me in the bluemoon game! Still got up and slotted the penalty though....thats how BB2.0 rolls.
 
Joycee Banercheck said:
Gotta love Sunday League. When I played or the school team I tackled some lad and he ended up on top of me as the momentum of the sliding tackle brought us both to the deck. This lad didn't say anthing, he just growled like a lion in my face. He was a bit unstable and known as a bit of a psycho though.
Sunday League and another sliding tackle on some porker resulted in him stamping on my shins. I got to my feet and squared up to the clown and he said if I did anything he'd arrest me. Turns out he was a copper. A fat copper, the best kind.
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i used to play sat and sun, on saturdays we used to play Heywood St James who had a player called Nobby who had his front teeth missing (like the real Nobby) and he used to growl and roar thinking he was scaring you, it wasn't him was it?
 
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