best way to annoy neighbour

[MATCITY]

Without going into details i need some ideas on how to get back anonymously at a neighbour.....anything that wont lead to jail considered. He has ocd and polishes the cars 2 times a week and loves his front lawn.....thought these would be a good starting point......help.

In autumn throw some dog grass seed on his lawn by next year it'll be full of horrible grassy weeds. The weed can come from anywhere

This is about the best one so far

If that fails kill him,there is a thread knocking about on how to get rid of the body

 

[ell]

Pour some paint stripper on his car

 

[piffy on a rock bun]

Hahaha.....he is a tool of the highest order. We recently had an extension built and he was a cock on a daily basis to everyone....he has also shouted at my little lad and swore at him because he stepped on said lawn. Loads more but believe me he is a twat. I have tried 4 times to talk to him one on one and he just slams the door. I mentioned his grass and oolishing as they are 2 things he has ocd about and are my initial thoughts for payback

I didnt realise things were that bad oolishing is just filth, does he oolish in broad daylight or just at night?

Seriously try not to let him wind you up, I had something similar a few years back with a neighbour & it later turned out he had demensure & I ended up feeling sorry for the bloke when he had to go in a home.

 

[BezzMCFC]

i find wiping gizz on their door handle a good way of getting the bastards back,

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Strip naked, paint your face and balls luminous yellow and have a wank on his garden in front of the window while he's watching the 6 o'clock News. Believe me, it's foolproof. Red Indian style whooping with your hand over your mouth is optional for extra effect.

 

[eyejay51]

Hahaha.....he is a tool of the highest order. We recently had an extension built and he was a cock on a daily basis to everyone....he has also shouted at my little lad and swore at him because he stepped on said lawn. Loads more but believe me he is a twat. I have tried 4 times to talk to him one on one and he just slams the door. I mentioned his grass and oolishing as they are 2 things he has ocd about and are my initial thoughts for payback

I didnt realise things were that bad oolishing is just filth, does he oolish in broad daylight or just at night?

Seriously try not to let him wind you up, I had something similar a few years back with a neighbour & it later turned out he had demensure & I ended up feeling sorry for the bloke when he had to go in a home.

I think oolishing in broad daylight is a hangable offence.

 

[Helmet Cole]

pour half a cup of car motor oil under his car have fun watching him look for the oil leak repeat once a week !

I like this.

I find putting dogshit under the doorhandles good. He will eat sandwiches with cutlery for weeks afterwards and will never feel the same about getting in that car again

Good basic fertiliser heavily sprinkled in the shape of a cock / swastika just before a bit of rain is good. unless he re lays the lawn that will always be there - close mowing seems to bring it out more in a nice deep green.

 

[wayne71]

Get some weedkiller and draw a massive cock on his lawn.

 

[BezzMCFC]

put cement in his over flow pipe.

 

[BlueinCumbria]

Superb ideas....will try a few and get back to you all.....cock on lawn is my first mission