Big hands Big feet = Big Knob

[Why Always Ste]

Have to be careful what I put now... My dad reads these.

Your Dad goes to my gym as well... and he has a big cock (but you already knew that) ;)

 

[LWashington]

Remember sat in a bar in Blackpool many years ago with some friends and there was a Stag Night . None of the girls we were with was tall 5ft 2 - 5ft 6 and they all were taller than the guy whose stag night it was. After a few hours his mates decided to strip him . They all went kinda "woah!!" . He tried to cover his embarassment with a pint glass but it was nowhere near you'd have needed a yard of ale glass for it. One of my mates commented "Fuck Me it's a Human Tripod".

 

[Lancet Fluke]

it's complete bollocks :D

I'm often around naked guys at the gym and you get all shapes and sizes from all kinds of men.

Using city players as a reference:

I'll see a Raheem Sterling (5ft7) guy with a monstrous cock
Then his mate Mangala (6ft2) walks past with a cock smaller than my little finger.
Then as I approach the shower area Joe Hart is there with his head and shoulders with just an average sized penis.
As I finish off my shower, i turn around and notice Manuel Pellegrini with his shrivveled up penis which isn't even an inch in size.
Then I go to my locker and who's there towelling down his legs? Sergio Aguero (5ft8) with the biggest penis I've ever seen.

Guy in my gym who has the biggest muscles/hands you'll ever see. bald head, been doing gear for years, his penis and balls are shrunk to death haha.

Does it even matter? from speaking with women, most women would prefer fucking a guy who they can emotionally connect with rather than a complete bastard who happens to have a Ron Jeremy penis.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

John Bindon, bit part actor, thug and Led Zeppelin Bodyguard used to have a party piece where he would hang six pint pots from his erect cock, and this used to (by all accounts) amuse Princess Margaret when he "visited" her on the Island of Mustique.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bindon

Apparently her sister The Queen was not amused.

Unfortunately I can only balance 5...:(

 

[Len Rum]

I have fairly big hands, fairly big feet and a fairly big cock. Seriously.

Only "fairly"?
And what's serious about it?

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

he looks at a lot of cocks by the sound of it, exercise my arse

Exercise your arse?
Your a bit forward aren't you son?

 

[mayo31]

I have always thought that blokes with small hands look weird, a bit shifty

 

[RichardDunneOwnGoal]

it's complete bollocks :D

I'm often around naked guys at the gym and you get all shapes and sizes from all kinds of men.

Using city players as a reference:

I'll see a Raheem Sterling (5ft7) guy with a monstrous cock
Then his mate Mangala (6ft2) walks past with a cock smaller than my little finger.
Then as I approach the shower area Joe Hart is there with his head and shoulders with just an average sized penis.
As I finish off my shower, i turn around and notice Manuel Pellegrini with his shrivveled up penis which isn't even an inch in size.
Then I go to my locker and who's there towelling down his legs? Sergio Aguero (5ft8) with the biggest penis I've ever seen.

Guy in my gym who has the biggest muscles/hands you'll ever see. bald head, been doing gear for years, his penis and balls are shrunk to death haha.

Does it even matter? from speaking with women, most women would prefer fucking a guy who they can emotionally connect with rather than a complete bastard who happens to have a Ron Jeremy penis.

 

[BlueTangerine]

^ I tried to vote for that in the eurovision a few years ago.. but I tripped over my cock on the way to the phone.

 

[BimboBob]

Some are growers, some are showers.