Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[jacko74]

I honestly can't nominate anyone because I just can't look past anyone from utd.... their bellends outshine all other bellends in football so much it's like staring straight at the sun and trying to pick out the light from a candle in front of it.

 

[Messi38]

Ibrahimović - I know he had a season or two at the swamp but aside from that he’s been an absolute self obsessed c##t everywhere he’s been. Can’t stand him.

Yeah he is a big mouthed arrogant tosser alright.

 

[Messi38]

I honestly can't nominate anyone because I just can't look past anyone from utd.... their bellends outshine all other bellends in football so much it's like staring straight at the sun and trying to pick out the light from a candle in front of it.

Fair point.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

After Paddy Crerand anybody else’s level of bellendedness is so far behind it pales into insignificance.

 

[Gazza]

After Paddy Crerand anybody else’s level of bellendedness is so far behind it pales into insignificance.

^^ This but he has United connections. Rodney Marsh deserves a honourable mention.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bizarre thing being , I once listened to a radio programme in which Joey Barton pissed all over him intellectually, so much so it was embarrassing!

Two that irritate the shit out of me, Glenn Hoddle and Andy Fackin Taaaaarnsend, both have the same two settings , “talking bollocks” and “stating the bleedin obvious”, both have that southern “know it all” air about them, offering their opinion up as fact, footballs version of those annoying southerners you meet on holiday abroad , pair of cunts.

Ahh, the old "I'm a Cockney so I know everything syndrome".

Incurable.

 

[brazilians hurt]

True, he has serious attitude issues.

Pierre- Emile Hojbjerg - a proper twats twat - shaped by expert tools at Bayern and polished by Mourinho ​

Show pony awards for Neymar & Megan Rapinhoe, honourable mention for the declining force that is Dele fucking Alli who even Mourinho has sussed out

One to watch I give you Jadon Sancho

 

[Messi38]

Pierre- Emile Hojbjerg - a proper twats twat - shaped by expert tools at Bayern and polished by Mourinho ​

Show pony awards for Neymar & Megan Rapinhoe, honourable mention for the declining force that is Dele fucking Alli who even Mourinho has sussed out

One to watch I give you Jadon Sancho

Rapinoe is such a cow, I agree. And yeah Sancho is one to keep an eye on.

 

[KS55]

Has anyone mentioned Senor Teabag?

 

[Tony Bite Your Legs Grealish]

Not enough time to write them all

Karen Brady - Slags our owners at every opportunity while her clubs own fans attack and protest against her and clubs directors . She should stick to TV reality shows .

Danny Mills - First Class Bell End

Simon Jordan - Another Mouth Piece Cockney slags our club whilst he failed with Crystal Palce - First Class Bell

Glen Hoddle - Boring whinging Voice always having a pop at City - First Class Bell

Big Fat Take A Bung Sam - WTF

David Molyes - Negative Manager , let’s stop City (park the bus and every thing else ) just because we dismantled his mid table Everton side when we bought Lescott.

Pullis - BELL END

Clinton Morrison - How does he get the gig ?
Martin Keown - Dinosaur - Bell END

Martin I Hate City Tyler - Drival of a voice , boring commentary a turn sound off if I watch any game of football when he is on . How he has lasted all these seasons - Bell END

A could spend all day writing more here just a few