Biggest Certainty of the Semi Final Day?

We will win on penalties and posters on here will be slagging us off for a shit performance.......!
 
Crappenberg for the first 30 mins to give MANUre the two nowt lead that's part of the FA Cup rules, Webb till HT, Walton for thirty in the second half, Lee Proboscis to the final whistle, and then there will be a reffereeing sub, and Atkinson will be wheeled on for the added time. Oh, an' we won't know who the ref is, 'cos they'll be clad in MANUre kit!
 
Wayne Rooney, supposedly buried and laid to rest the day before, after Fergie's outburst on how he died evading a tough looking stare from that evil maniac Clint Dempsey in the previous game, will shock millions worldwide and spark the second coming by being named in their line up. Only his name on the back of his shirt will have been changed to 'Lazarus'. He will parade himself before all arms aloft and beckon young and old, strong and meek, to gaze upon his heavenly might. With not the slightest bit of arrogance, either.

Rooney will then use this God-like power to unleash relentless tirade after tirade of foul abuse at the ref, who will let the cheeky scamp off with a note to his mum about him being a very naughty boy, before booking Vincent Kompany, Nige and Micah for 'looking a bit hard, getting in the way of the red ones winning comfortably'.
 
bluetonium said:
Wayne Rooney, supposedly buried and laid to rest the day before, after Fergie's outburst on how he died evading a tough looking stare from that evil maniac Clint Dempsey in the previous game, will shock millions worldwide and spark the second coming by being named in their line up. Only his name on the back of his shirt will have been changed to 'Lazarus'. He will parade himself before all arms aloft and beckon young and old, strong and meek, to gaze upon his heavenly might. With not the slightest bit of arrogance, either.

Rooney will then use this God-like power to unleash relentless tirade after tirade of foul abuse at the ref, who will let the cheeky scamp off with a note to his mum about him being a very naughty boy, before booking Vincent Kompany, Nige and Micah for 'looking a bit hard, getting in the way of the red ones winning comfortably'.

They might have Lazarus Rooney but we've got Jesus Silva! Lazarus was the miracle, Jesus is the miracle worker!
 
Nailed on, Peter Walton.

Did anyone here MOTD saying last time we met in a FA cup semi we won but got beat in the final by Bolton! Think thats what they said anyway.
 

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