Biggest Certainty of the Semi Final Day?

[Quinny851]

If we go 1-0 down, Mancini will take a striker off for a defensive midfielder just so we don't concede any more

 

[Numptyed]

If we go 1-0 down, Mancini will take a striker off for a defensive midfielder just so we don't concede any more

Nar he likes to take the Left back off.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Ferguson will say in his pre match press conference

" Its just another game for us. United fans see Liverpool as their local derby"

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

City will only take a 1500 ticket allocation.

 

[Kinky Dribbler]

City will only take a 1500 ticket allocation.

No, they'll take the full 30k plus.
BUT, they'll sell out before 7000 loyalty points because supporters clubs snap them all up.

 

[york away to this!]

....I won't be able to watch the last five minutes.....

 

[Groke]

the commentator will take 30 secs to mention the cost of our team compared to the zero cost of nited's team of kids

 

[MillisleBlue]

We play 9 holding midfielders, Balo as GK and Zab as a hopelessly isolated centre-forward.

 

[Soulboy]

Some shitbag on the tube will fall asleep and get a slap.

 

[Gray]

Both teams will be referred to as "United" by the commentary team.

We will be negative whilst they will be positive.

We will receive the first yellow card after a number of their tackles have gone unpunished.

When they interview fans before the game ours will all speak with a broad Manc accent whilst their lot will be Cockneys, Irish, Asian and pretty well anywhere but Manchester.