Billy Sharp Attacked on the pitch v Forest

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Hey listen those sharks might get out and you know I’m down there on that front row. They might get me!!! :-)

Hope you are well enough to get there on Sunday.

 

[Eccles Blue]

State of some of the coked up, frenzied aggressive, arseholes running up to players, officials, managers etc. Shits me up.. one of ours gets hurt or worse.. Remember that fucking cup game at Wigan?? Been shitting myself over pitch invasions since.

That Wigan game was when I really started to seriously question pitch invasions as I stayed in the stands watching what those Wigan ‘fans’ were doing to provoke ours and we got flaming blamed for it all!!

 

[Eccles Blue]

Hope you are well enough to get there on Sunday.

Thank you. There is an outside chance. The club have been supportive.

 

[paulchapo]

What the actual fuck???? The thug who headbutted Sharp earns 55k a year, gets FOUR WEEKS in prison and only had to serve HALF!! No wonder these fuckers carry on doing stuff like this.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Thank you. There is an outside chance. The club have been supportive.

They should send you a chauffeur and limousine service with personalised nurse to hand you your medication on tap.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What the actual fuck???? The thug who headbutted Sharp earns 55k a year, gets FOUR WEEKS in prison and only had to serve HALF!! No wonder these fuckers carry on doing stuff like this.

34 weeks, isn’t it?

 

[Eccles Blue]

They should send you a chauffeur and limousine service with personalised nurse to hand you your medication on tap.

*rofl* I wish! Well not quite the nurse but a limousine would be good.
Actually it’s a Stannah stair lift to get me back to the concourse after the game. So if there is a pitch invasion I would be stymied wouldn’t I ? ;-)

 

[cleavers]

34 weeks, isn’t it?

24 I read, so he'll do about 6 in reality.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

*rofl* I wish! Well not quite the nurse but a limousine would be good.
Actually it’s a Stannah stair lift to get me back to the concourse after the game. So if there is a pitch invasion I would be stymied wouldn’t I ? ;-)

Maybe a sedan chair too to get you to your seat, along with putting you in a Zorb ball to protect you from any invaders.

 

[Eccles Blue]

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I’m not supposed to laugh like this just before I go to bed! :-)


And no cheeky toilet remarks!! ;-)