Bizzar & Funny things you have see at a City match

[Kinky by name]

Two month-old baby under a see-through mac in the pissing rain in the Gene Kelly stand

 

[Ederson1000YardDrive]

The ball boy at this years derby that launched the ball at Ronaldo, the look on his face was a picture. half time comes and someone asked the ballboy for his autograph.

Last game of the old kippax v chelsea, they unfurled their huge flag in the away end .... upside down (well it amused me)

The ball boy thing was the best! they showed it on soccer am o thaught they were both going to have a fight!

 

[Kinky by name]

Moonbeam's thong

 

[Kingofthekippax88]

This season in the uefa cup, at barnsley went in a pub called the mount, and this old guy, is a mate of badger if any one goes in mary dee's the guy with the duck hand puppet, any way was having ago at every one for been part timers- well for some reason he targeted me he was on a right rant then all of a sudden he goes" wheres your tickets eh where are they" i was like what the fuck, he pulled this wallet thing out of his coat and un-ravelled all these plastic wallets with tickets for past games and games coming up (fair play to him like) but everyone was pissing there self by this time the full pub is watching and he turned to me and goes " you know what if we get rid of ipods we will win the league" i was crying with laughter it was brilliant (i'd had a few been drinking most of the day)

i have not seen him at another game though, would love to buy him a drink to thank him for the laugh

 

[BrianW]

Long time ago, in the Kippax, City v Everton, a discussion between two fans, aged maybe in their thirties. Not kids. Bear in mind, pre segregation.

City Fan. 'Dirty twat, Ball! They ought to hang Alan Ball by his balls!'
Everton Fan. 'They ought to hang Summerbee by his; except he ain't got any.'

At which point they pitched into each other. The crowd drew back into a sort of circle around them, and for several minutes they battered fuck out of each other. A sort of free boxing match. No one intervened, not even the coppers.

Funnily enough, over the years I've seen more fighting inside the ground with Everton than with anyone.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Early 80's, Fulham away round xmas time. Mate of mine was that bladdered that he got onto the pitch,into the goal and nicked the goalies bag containing gloves etc and then tried to get back in the City end as if nobody had noticed him do it! Icing on the cake was a small paragraph in 'The Sun' which proclaimed '7,000 witness theft' or whatever the crowd was on the day. He even had Billy Mcneil give him a mouthful as he was frogmarched past the dugout.

 

[wrongun73]

The inflatable frankensteins playing headers with a beach-ball at The Hawthorns in a night game to a chorus of "frankies goin to wembley, frankies goin to wembley, na na na na....

 

[robinho ho ho]

I was in the family stand a couple of games ago, when this young kid, about 10 or 11 came up the steps to the seating area holding a hot pie. Next thing a bee appears and the kid hurls the pie in the air and runs off back down the steps. Never saw the kid again, but the pie splattered all over the back of some poor old dear.

Funny really but you had to be there !!!!

 

[mancity89]

Danny mills scoring a scorcher against everton

 

[Pezzer2]

Everton away, the toffee girl came round to the the away section and threw a load of sweets for us. Then next minute a barrage of sweets were thrown straight back at her.

Boro away the other year. On the way back from the game we stopped off at a place called Ripley. For some strange reason we all decided to get naked a wonder in the pub. Twenty lads stark bollocked naked walking round without a care in the world playing pool etc...