Bizzar & Funny things you have see at a City match

I remember being in the Kippax when they were rebuilding Platt Lane. Whenever there was a match on there were always a couple of builders milling around who usually had to fag the ball if it went in there which always led to a bit of abuse.
There was one week where a builder just stopped working and was watching the match. The whole of the Kippax turned on him, chanting ' DO some work you lazy twat! Do some wo-or-ork, do some wo-or-ork, do some work you lazy twat!- You Fat bastard, you fat bastard, who ate all the pies".
Fair play to him he waved back and got a round of applause.
 
Many years ago City v Watford and Elton john was in the directors box 3pm the whole Kippax singing
"Dont bend down when Elton's around or you'll get a penis up ur arse" happy days ............ you'd get thrown out today and your season card taken off you.
 
Speaking of Watford.
Years ago (86/87 I think) we were playing an FA Cup replay at Vicarage Road during the week.
I was on the dole and decided to hitch it down there.
Anyway after a couple of different drivers picked me up I finally ended up in a car with an Irish priest.
He was pretty sound, gave me a couple of shots of whiskey and even dropped me off outside the ground and wished me luck saying that he hoped City won.
Anyway I was a bit broke so I went to the ticket office which was a portacabin and asked what the cheapest ticket was. He quoted me a price and I bought the cheapest one.
It was a bit early so I found a pub and had a couple of pints. Nearer to kick off I went to the ground and obviously the ticket was for one of the home sections, I went to the turnstile and went inside. I started walking down the steps onto the terraces and was instantly screamed at be a steward. "Let me guess" he shouted "You're a Man City fan".
"Fucking hell" I thought, "how does he know?" as I wasn't wearing any colours.
I looked around and noticed that everyone in there only came up to my chest.
"You're in the kids stand mate" At this point kids were laughing at me, I think it was for under 12's.
I felt like a right twat.
Luckily in those days they just escorted you to the away end instead of chucking you out.
To top it off City lost.
Nothing new there then.
 
In Cyprus 3 kids come running across the pitch at the end of the game waving there flags we all thought it was a show for us as we were lock in for 15 minutes anyhow the cops come after them and the kids throw the flags down the moat and climb down after them about 20 seconds later all you see is the top of one of the flags up at the halfway line running like fuck
 
In the 70's it was against west ham-joe corrigan kicked the ball out from the goalmouth and turned his back on the action-a west ham player (cant remember who ) caught it on the volly from about the halfway line and put it the back of our net !-joe's face was a fucking picture !
 
poh said:
In the 70's it was against west ham-joe corrigan kicked the ball out from the goalmouth and turned his back on the action-a west ham player (cant remember who ) caught it on the volly from about the halfway line and put it the back of our net !-joe's face was a fucking picture !


it was ronnie boyce. the ball was bobbling along the ground and everyone in the scoreboard end was screaming at joe. he didn't work out what was wrong until he saw the ball bobbling past him into the goal and did a double take. city lost 5-1. funny now but not at the time.
 
Richard Dunne's disallowed free kick away at WBA a few years ago, would have been one of the best prem goals from a defender it if it was allowed to stand!
 
Anyone remember being 4-0 down to arsenal after 20mins?

"Whats it like to be outclassed?"
and
"Can we play you every week?"
 

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