Bizzar & Funny things you have see at a City match

Lokeren Away.

We where drinking in Ghent in the afternoon before the game, some big dutch guy started chatting to us, was a feynoord fan who lived in Ghent.

Anyway he had a bag of shopping with him (Milk bread etc..) and said he'd justed popped out and wife was expecting him back, but he had time for a quick drink...

Saw him after the game absolutely arsholed trying to get a train back to Ghent....and ending up in Brussels...
 
mike o said:
First ever match my old fella took me too in 86 set the tone for the rest of my time following city!

Were sat down before kick off and two lads come to sit in the seats next to us,one of em pulls out a blow up full size frankenstein and the two of them take it in turns to blow him up. They then sit him next to me. A s a 6 year old kid i spent most of the time looking at the inflatable rather than the match!

Steward comes along to tell them to deflate him and take him off the spare seat and the lads pull out a third ticke that theyd bought for frankenstein!

Brilliant
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That's funny as hell.
 
Mainestander said:
keemcfc said:
a few of the older ones wil remember this,

huge blow-up animals being passed around maine road when we went through a bad stage and lost almost every match, instead of not attending matches we just took amusing 10ft blow-up dolls and turned the place into a circus...only ay city eh. LOL
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Ha ha yeah happy days,(apart from the results!) My mate had his dinghy nicked in the Kippax?
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painful!!!
 
At Sheffield Wedn esday in the FA Cup two seasons ago. Poll was the ref and got his usual abuse then he gave us a penalty. There was silence for a moment then the City fans started singing "One Graham Poll, theres only one Graham Poll..." Even he was laughing at that.

In the 70's at Maine Road in the North Stand watching a deadly dull game against Everton (I think). It was late autumn and started getting foggy. Young lad behind us said to his dad "Dad, it's getting foggy". Dad replied in a loud voice "Yes son, it's so God doesn't have to watch this bloody rubbish!". Everyone fell about laughing for the rest of the game.
 
Not seen, but heard and bizarre/funny. Luton away in late 90's I think. Crap game, 1-1 draw. Anyway, bloke behind us is clearly the worse for wear, we're getting some stick from Luton fans for "not being famous anymore". You could hear this guy slurring and swearing to himself for a while, and then somewhere in the depths of his mind he must have remembered that Eric Morecambe used to be a director at Luton. So he stands up, and bellows "One dead comic! You've only one dead comic, one dead comic...."
 
in the 70's me an my mate stood in kippax ..we were playing spuds..anyway it seemed to be getting a bit tense and all these rather large chaps seemed to gathering in one place.all of a sudden it kicks off big time..we were 13 years old at the time and a little naive about these sort of things.the old bill wade in,we get sent flying down about 20 steps after a few minutes all calm is restored.my mate had dropped his programme,when he sees it on the floor he goes to pick it up.Fuckin leave it alone says this rather rough looking blue..when the old bill had gone he bends down and from under the progamme he picks up a fookin axe..didnt stand in that spot for a while after that..how the hell did they get an axe in lol..
 
Can't remember the year but probably early eighties. There was a spate of people bringing stray dogs off the streets into the Kippax. As you would expect it brought a bit of excitement to the proceedings the first two occasions it happened. Usual stuff - piss on the goalpost, the crowd erupts then running around for a while then either being caught or fucking off down between the Platt Lane/Kippax. The THIRD game this happened Alfie the jack russell was too good for them, he was on the pitch ages, he'd pissed on the post, and skinned a few players. At this point players were lieing down trying to lull him in- but no way- our little hero was lapping it up the crowd were cheering he was playing to it, and to be truthful it was better than the match! Then the legendary Stan Gibson arrived with a spare goal net!! The fiasco didn't last too much longer before the little fella was snared, but it was hilarious at the time.
 
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