Blanked by Neighbour

[Blue Smarties]

Our neighbours don't talk to us. They're not impressed the house has been turned into a student house. They moan to the council about everything, the latest being that they're not happy with the drive holding a BMW x5, Mini Cooper, Renault Clio and some other car. The drive easily fits four cars and yet they only want two parked on the drive, tits.

 

[Pigeonho]

I like to keep my neighbours at a distance. Nothing worse than them attaching themselves to you like a best mate. Fuck. That.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I want to go round there and find out, but that's probably not a good idea, is it?

Don't let it worry you mate. If he has a problem but doesn't have the bollocks or the courtesy to tell you to your face, then he isn't worth bothering with.

Cheers stony.

He's middle aged and has a wife and ten year old. I hate bad air between neighbours and can't be arsed with another row in my life. It's bin night tonight so we'll see if he does it again if so then there's obviously a problem to sort out. Ho-hum.

 

[BWTAC]

Do you live in the Brooklands area jots? If so, I'd be on the lookout for webcams be pointed towards your property from his windows.

 

[bobmcfc]

Sometimes people just blank you, no point second guessing the reasons why.

How do you know people blank him?

I'm sorry I'm blanking you

 

[steviemc]

Just brick the grumpy bugger's windows anyway. Covers all probabilities.

*will keep an eye out for next series of Neighbours from Hell

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Not worth losing sleep over really.
Smile and let on next time you see him - he may have bad eyesight, or was having a bad day.
If he still refuses to acknowledge you, then burn his fucking house down.

 

[andyhinch]

Sometimes people just blank you, no point second guessing the reasons why.

How do you know people blank him?

I'm sorry I'm blanking you

Are you a neighbour ?

 

[roaminblue]

Maybe he didn't see you?

There's the old saying: "if a man blanks you in the forest, but you take a shit in the woods...where do the two birds go?"

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Be a man about it -send the wife round.

 

[andyhinch]

I want to go round there and find out, but that's probably not a good idea, is it?

Don't let it worry you mate. If he has a problem but doesn't have the bollocks or the courtesy to tell you to your face, then he isn't worth bothering with.

Cheers stony.

He's middle aged and has a wife and ten year old. I hate bad air between neighbours and can't be arsed with another row in my life. It's bin night tonight so we'll see if he does it again if so then there's obviously a problem to sort out. Ho-hum.

A selection of anti-blanking tools.

Unfortunately I don't have any pics of BB2 the ultimate anti-neighbour deterrent.

 

[bobmcfc]

How do you know people blank him?

I'm sorry I'm blanking you

Are you a neighbour ?

Might be

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'm on speaking terms with all my neighbours. They think the world of me!

 

[Pigeonho]

I wonder what Fred West's neighbours thought of him? I wonder of they looked at him like tom hanks and co looked at the Klopecks in he 'burbs?

 

[Jack74]

Do you live in Somerset and have you left your bath running??

Funny

 

[Pelly Greeny]

I'm guessing he's been a BM member for a while and it's suddenly dawned on him who his neighbour is.

 

[bgblue]

Has he found about about you and his wife? If he has, make sure you hide the Nordic walking pole :-(

 

[yeseye]

He's obviously a Red Cnut!
I've a pair of cnuts either side of me, they've not said a word for weeks, they just rush in with the heads down, bizarre behaviour!

 

[kaz7]

My next door neighbour and i hate each other,makes life easier as we both know where we stand

 

[TCIB]

All I can think of is that me and her have had a couple of rows recently. Perhaps he's heard some of the colourful nicknames we have for each other.

Unless he is vey young and has not experienced a long term live in relationship he may think "wanker calling his missus x" but i doubt this.
The couple who bottle it up and ruin social events after they have had a few are the ones who i worry about.
As soon as they start the barbed remarks about each others parents i get the fuck out :D

In short it should not affect his view on you unless he is a pleb.
I tend to think he is just a miserable toad who is having a worse week than usual though.

You will be that brow beaten after trying to turn me into a Bear Grylls x David Bellamy, a shell of a man, a broken man :D