Blue Tuesday Xmas Special: Your Secret Santa Suggestions...

[BufordUSABlue]

For starters.........

• Mark Hughes - After the last 2 games......... a huge thank you!! And if we do it over the Rags in January, Freedom of the bloody City!

• SAF - Anything sweet, to take away the bitter taste he is developing for all things BLUE!

• Arsene Wenger – One way ticket back to his beloved France so that he can continue to wallow in his own pathetic self pity!

• Big Fat Sam – A sincere “Get Well Soon” card, everything to one side, hes a character and would be missed and a decent human being, so come on Sam get back on the touchline soon and continue to give us some memorable moments!

• David Moyes – A shoulder to cry on, get a life son!!

• The Spanish Waiter – Job for life at The Bin Dippers, that’s one less team to be concerned about in our continued quest for greatness!

 

[stony]

Bunch of sour grapes and a lump of hard cheese for Arsene Wenger.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

A testicle transplant for Capello so he'll have the balls to fire off Beckham for the second time.

 

[the plasterer]

the premiership and carling cup trophys for mr hughes!

 

[BornLate58]

Taxi for Rafa
Foundation for whiskey nose

 

[johnny on the spot]

A Joker 'permagrin' makeover for Martin Petrov.

 

[Damocles]

I'd get Harry Redknapp this:

It's a very rare, American Civil War envelope. I hear Harry is something of a collector of brown envelopes and thought this would be a nice gift for him :)

 

[Mike D]

The sack and hand it personally to Mark Hughes

 

[mancincali]

Sun glasses for the whole rag squad - because of Wes Orange's Skin.

 

[Scrabster Six]

pair of glasses from specsavers for Clattenburg after today.

a Vat of Red wine to drown bacon face in

miracle placenta treatment for Johnno