Blue Tuesday Xmas Special: Your Secret Santa Suggestions...

For Slur Alex Ferguson - a one-way flight to Zurich and a brief consultation at the Dignitas clinic.
 
A muzzle for Craig. A right foot for Wayne B. A Last of the Summer Wine box set for Rooney (he'd think it's porn). A City Card for Neville (he never plays anymore so he could spend Saturdays in block 110 where he is really appreciated). Bum Fights DVD for Bacon Face so he can aspire to higher standards of behaviour and personal appearance/hygeine. Body armour for his ex-daughter in law for the next time she visits his house
 

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