I left my diary free today to go fishing. At 06.30hrs I'm lying in bed next to a warm, soft, naked lady thinking "can I really be arsed," when she snuggles up and whispers "I think we should take that mattress to the tip".
In a trice I'm out of bed and into my fishing slobs. The river is so close that when I get there the coffee I made earlier is still too hot to drink. So I tackle up, cast in and sit back.
So far I've seen swans, mallards, a heron, a kingfisher, a green woodpecker, fieldfares and a thrush as well as the usual bankside birds.
And I know, when I'm too old to do it anymore, I'll look back on days like this and be glad I came.
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