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#prayforbob
I tried alcohol as a numbing agent on Saturday night. A bottle of monkey shoulder. And some wine. With a couple of ports. At a mates party. No idea how I got home. I do know I spent yesterday in bed or on the loo though. Elbow still hurts.#prayforbob
Monkey Shoulder is a cracking drink.I tried alcohol as a numbing agent on Saturday night. A bottle of monkey shoulder. And some wine. With a couple of ports. At a mates party. No idea how I got home. I do know I spent yesterday in bed or on the loo though. Elbow still hurts.
Monkey Shoulder is a cracking drink.
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This thread might just be a claissic.
The other day I was thinking there was no way I am gettinn into heaven... disapointing right?
St Peter wouldpull me over to the side and whisper in my ear . "Do you know you have jacjed off 17 times over the permissable limit?"
I would naturally have to respond, " look at that hopeless chat behind me, his elbow looks like a testicle!
Forgive me. ..I enjoyed that too much
What's a chat? Did you mean cat?
Leeches, amputations, possibly both will cure it.