Bluemoon Fatness Thread

I am now officially a sex god. Went to the quacks for my diabetic whathaveyou and I've lost a stone and half or 2 notches on my belt, my sugars are down, cholesterols are down but for some reason I've grown an inch. I'm sure I felt healthier last year when I wasn't a sex god.
Not the kind of story I want to read about, now if you'd put on a stone and a half you'd be a success
 
Still bulking at the moment after my holiday when I sadly lost 5 pounds through the Spanich trots.They said it was the oil they cook in but I say they haven't got a fooking scooby doo how to cook proper food.Get a dozen prawns and half a doxen fish ends and a few tommies and some ancoveries and bung em in a big fry up pan eh and that's a meal they proudly called pie-hella.Its not food as we know it and made me proper queasy and my personal trainer said I am now waying in @under the morbidly obese spectrum like what the fook and what was the point. I go on holiday and now look worser than when I went !

If any one is struggling then Tesco's are having a summer fitness sale and have Mars bars and Snickers on offer @7 for £1.25 which equates to half price.I have bought in 20 packs to see me through to the world cup final.Finding it really hard to gain for the summer months with the heat but as my gym brothers say small steps.I am regrettably not going to post my mirror picture yet until I gain some more arse poundage.Don't give up blues and remember no pain no gain.

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41.7g (%*)
  • Energy889kJ 213kcal
    11.0%
  • Fat11.6g
    17.0%
  • Saturates4.0g
    20.0%
  • Sugars18.7g
    21.0%
  • Salt0.19g
    3.0%
of the reference intake*
Typical values per 100g: Energy 2131kJ

Product Description
  • Milk chocolate (35%) with soft nougat (14%) and caramel centre (27%) with fresh roasted peanuts (24%).
  • Free from artificial colours, flavours and preservatives
  • Suitable for vegetarians
  • Kosher - KLBD-D
  • Pack size: 41.7g
Information
Ingredients
Sugar, Peanuts, Glucose Syrup, Skimmed Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Sunflower Oil, Palm Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Salt, Coconut Oil, Egg White Powder, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Protein, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter

Number of uses
7 Portions per pack: 7, Portion size: 41.7g
 
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