Bluemoon joke competition

[smevchenko]

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nothing....you have already told her twice.

 

[karlzberg]

drinking non-alcoholic beer is like licking off your sister: tastes the same, but you know somethings wrong

-- Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:50 pm --

Micheal Jackson before his trial approaches the judge, and asks for it to be postponed for the day. the judge asks him why, to which he replies "I'm rather sick judge"The judge then asks, "how sick are you?"Micheal replies "Well, i touch kids for a start"<br /><br />-- Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:19 pm --<br /><br />Q: What is the definition of trust?

A: Letting a cannibal give you a blow job.