Bluemoon shared knowledge thread

[blueinkwell]

Emmerdale is crap

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Of the 23 Prime Ministers since 1900 13 or 56% were not elected into their position.
So what's the beef about Brown?

 

[mcfcnorthstand]

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card.


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Hallo ist mein Name besoffen Dave, möchte ich ein Bier vielen Dank

 

[Lucky Toma]

if i punched anyone in the face off here they would cry

fact.

Not strictly true.

My eyes would well with tears. My bottom lip would jut out. I would put my hand up to the painful area. I'd turn and run away.

....THEN I'd cry.

 

[mammutly]

Try saying Peter Piper picked a piece of pickled pepper when you're pissed, that's dysarthria.

A severe progressive rabies illness is known as 'furious rabies'

Another type of rabies illness is known as 'dumb rabies'

 

[eggchasingblue]

You can't stand a worm on it's end

 

[mammutly]

You can't stand a worm on it's end

You can!

just have to freeze it in a straight line.

;-)

 

[eggchasingblue]

what, like put a splint on it or something to stop it wriggling in the freezer

 

[wrongun73]

not too long ago a window cleaner fainted, then fell, his head went into his own bucket and he drowned

 

[eggchasingblue]

Had he finished cleaning the windows<br /><br />-- Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:51 pm --<br /><br />A duck's quack doesn't echo !