Bonfire Night

ninjamonkey said:
Wankers around me have been letting them off constantly from the moment school ends every single night for about 3 weeks now, it’s the same every year and it will carry on for another fortnight before we get a few weeks rest then it starts again for about a month over new year.

I have a dog that goes bat shit mental at them, we give her calming tablets, put the tv on loud to try drown it out and even build dens for her to feel safe in but nothing stops her reacting to every single one of them, she’s no longer a pup, and with the way she gets so worked up I do fear it’s going to cause a heart attack one year. Should be banned unless it’s the 5th November or a designated weekend before/after
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So stop everybody's fun just to make your dog happy ?




























Just joshin mate :)
 
At The Alliance Inn on Rochdale rd, Moston last night they were letting tonnes of them off constantly for about 45 mins. It was a novelty at first but then I got round to thinking shut the fuck up will you. they must have done about £2k worth of fireworks. Literally setting money on fire.
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
At The Alliance Inn on Rochdale rd, Moston last night they were letting tonnes of them off constantly for about 45 mins. It was a novelty at first but then I got round to thinking shut the fuck up will you. they must have done about £2k worth of fireworks. Literally setting money on fire.
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Cunts.
 
The centre of Heywood has been terrorised by groups of feral rats, throwing fireworks into shops, businesses, at cars and people every evening for last few weeks. It's gotten so bad there have been online petitions to get them under control. To which the local plod have agreed to 'increase a police presence' in the area.

Which will likely be a couple of poor PCSO's that the rats know have little power and will just laugh.
 
MCFCTrick said:
The centre of Heywood has been terrorised by groups of feral rats, throwing fireworks into shops, businesses, at cars and people every evening for last few weeks. It's gotten so bad there have been online petitions to get them under control. To which the local plod have agreed to 'increase a police presence' in the area.

Which will likely be a couple of poor PCSO's that the rats know have little power and will just laugh.
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Aye......Its almost as if we have allowed this situation to develop by appointing deluded,liberal thinking,muppets into positions of power and influence.
 
Northernstorirs said:
If you are a grown adult and enjoy enjoy setting off supermarket fireworks causing trauma to dogs and the older generation then you should be on some form of register. Very Savilesque
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Agreed. It's like plebs who modify cheap cars to make them sound as noisy as possible. It's a form of perversion and worrying that it's people of adult age buying the fireworks and carrying it out. A lot of it is boredom with Covid, piss pots with lack of other hobbies.
 
Northernstorirs said:
If you are a grown adult and enjoy enjoy setting off supermarket fireworks causing trauma to dogs and the older generation then you should be on some form of register. Very Savilesque
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Ffs.

I'll clearly have to explain.

You said "fireworks are for children". They clearly aren't, in the sense that children aren't allowed to buy them and have to be supervised around them.

Its called humour mate.
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
At The Alliance Inn on Rochdale rd, Moston last night they were letting tonnes of them off constantly for about 45 mins. It was a novelty at first but then I got round to thinking shut the fuck up will you. they must have done about £2k worth of fireworks. Literally setting money on fire.
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My mates daughter runs that pub (rag), no way she would spend 2k on fireworks mate, I will however ask him and get back to you on the actual cost and let him know how much she's fucked off the locals with her pre bonty night bonanza ;-))
 
Cheer Up Peter Reid said:
Does anyone else remember Alderley Edge on Halloween in the 80's? I was always bladdered but have a hazy memory of a strange mix of piss heads, stoners, druids, witches, bikers, "repent the end is nigh" types in the woods. And then this big fireworks war would start in a clearing with 100's on either side, Air bomb repeaters and rockets being fired at each other.

Ah, those were the days, strange that they stopped people going there eventually.
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Oh yes how can Alderley Edge ever be forgotten. It was hilarious a massive laugh, but very dangerous but then going to football could be much the same. A different era sadly but probably rightly they put a stop to it.
 
Blue Til Death said:
My mates daughter runs that pub (rag), no way she would spend 2k on fireworks mate, I will however ask him and get back to you on the actual cost and let him know how much she's fucked off the locals with her pre bonty night bonanza ;-))
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I bet the locals were well fucked off. They were absolutely booming. I bet the local wildlife was shitting itself.
 
kippax123 said:
Having 2 rescue dogs, my life is hell at the moment. One of the dogs is actually on medication to help her. Sadly with all the really loud bangs she actually gets that scared she wets herself. Every year thousands and thousands of people sign petitions to get fireworks for public sales banned. As usual our local MPs don't do what they promise. I help out serving ex military food, so many of them also really struggle this time of year.
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Bit shit rescue dogs if they get scared by a few bangs. How are they going to cope half way up a mountain when some walker in a pair of trainers and slacks gets caught out by a stiff breeze?

I'd get rid mate.
 
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