Boring sexual encounters

sir baconface said:
Why do porn actors look so bored during fellatio?

If I were ever fortunate enough to have such a sexual encounter I'd at least do the lady the courtesy of looking half-interested.

I agree.
My mate watched one last night.
On the video, apparently this geeky looking **** was rattling an absolute worldie.
He looked bored as fuck when she was doing the business.
 
I imagine the look on most mens' faces is a mixture of surprise and gratitude :-0
 
Blue Til Death said:
Pelly Greeny said:
Blue Til Death said:
I wouldn't have a bored expression getting my cock sucked at work!!

You might if you worked on an oil rig?

On the contrary my friend, I worked on the Rigs for more than 10 years and I can tell you there are plenty of woman who work on the rigs too!!
So did any of them suck your cock.
 
its a Barm said:
Blue Til Death said:
Pelly Greeny said:
You might if you worked on an oil rig?

On the contrary my friend, I worked on the Rigs for more than 10 years and I can tell you there are plenty of woman who work on the rigs too!!
So did any of them suck your cock.

As a Rig Medic I was in a position of trust, so what do you think?
 
Ammy said:
I imagine the look on most mens' faces is a mixture of surprise and gratitude :-0

I think it's puzzlement.

What is she after this time?

New Dyson?
Ironing Board?
Sandwich maker?
 
My expression of surprise and gratitude looks a bit like this.

8•}
 
And another thing. When I go online I get messages saying 5 horny local women want to do unspeakable things to me.

Well, I never! I thought I lived in a respectable area but this shows how things have gone downhill. It's totally uncalled for when all I was doing was searching for hamster food.
 

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