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Boring sexual encounters
- Thread starter sir baconface
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steviemc
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I've often wondered, do they have an appraisal, like in a regular job?sir baconface said:Why do porn actors look so bored during fellatio?
If I were ever fortunate enough to have such a sexual encounter I'd at least do the lady the courtesy of looking half-interested.
How any fella can be bored whilst a woman's playing the skin flute is beyond me.
Barcon
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chabal said:Ammy said:I imagine the look on most mens' faces is a mixture of surprise and gratitude :-0
I think it's puzzlement.
What is she after this time?
New Dyson?
Ironing Board?
Sandwich maker?
I'll have to try the ironing board next, the other two didn't work.
Turning 50 and spending a few grand on seeing us stuff the rags works, but unfortunately that's a one shot deal.
crazyg
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Brings a whole new meaning to the term Wellhead :-)its a Barm said:So did any of them suck your cock.Blue Til Death said:Pelly Greeny said:You might if you worked on an oil rig?
On the contrary my friend, I worked on the Rigs for more than 10 years and I can tell you there are plenty of woman who work on the rigs too!!
jimharri
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Trying to think of a witty comment re. suction power here and failing.chabal said:Ammy said:I imagine the look on most mens' faces is a mixture of surprise and gratitude :-0
I think it's puzzlement.
What is she after this time?
New Dyson?
Ironing Board?
Sandwich maker?
The Pink Panther
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Blue Til Death said:its a Barm said:So did any of them suck your cock.Blue Til Death said:On the contrary my friend, I worked on the Rigs for more than 10 years and I can tell you there are plenty of woman who work on the rigs too!!
As a Rig Medic I was in a position of trust, so what do you think?
Which translated means...
"I'm so fucking ugly even desperate, lonely women hundreds of miles from home wouldn't shag me"
StrutterBlue
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lmaoThe Pink Panther said:Blue Til Death said:its a Barm said:So did any of them suck your cock.
As a Rig Medic I was in a position of trust, so what do you think?
Which translated means...
"I'm so fucking ugly even desperate, lonely women hundreds of miles from home wouldn't shag me"
Blue Tooth
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Blue Til Death said:Pelly Greeny said:Blue Til Death said:I wouldn't have a bored expression getting my cock sucked at work!!
You might if you worked on an oil rig?
On the contrary my friend, I worked on the Rigs for more than 10 years and I can tell you there are plenty of woman who work on the rigs tools ;)
sir baconface said:And another thing. When I go online I get messages saying 5 horny local women want to do unspeakable things to me.
Well, I never! I thought I lived in a respectable area but this shows how things have gone downhill. It's totally uncalled for when all I was doing was searching for hamster food.
Its weird, when I went online in the UK the local girls that were available in the Manchester area are now local girls available in Oz. How weird is that? I'm being fucking followed by sluts.
sir baconface
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wayne71 said:sir baconface said:And another thing. When I go online I get messages saying 5 horny local women want to do unspeakable things to me.
Well, I never! I thought I lived in a respectable area but this shows how things have gone downhill. It's totally uncalled for when all I was doing was searching for hamster food.
Its weird, when I went online in the UK the local girls that were available in the Manchester area are now local girls available in Oz. How weird is that? I'm being fucking followed by sluts.
So the conclusion of your research is that these young ladies are exactly the same Down Under?