Boris Becker: 2.5 year prison sentence

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I heard a scruffy blonde twat called Boris was going to prison for fraud and got excited for a second..

 

[BlueHammer85]

Always liked him. But this is a good message to send to high profile figures that illegally avoid tax

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Baron Von Slammer!

 

[urban genie]

He commited a crime, got caught and is getting punished, why feel sorry for the ****? Because he was a famous tennis player once?

He's a repeat offender and bullshitter by all accounts

 

[Paladin]

"These proceedings have destroyed his career entirely and ruined any further prospect of earning an income."

Not really. He could always get a job with Talksport.

 

[FantasyIreland]

I don’t think he’ll do much porridge ...seems quite high maintenance, the boy.

He'll be in a Grand Slammer

 

[Nascent Blues]

"These proceedings have destroyed his career entirely and ruined any further prospect of earning an income."

Not really. He could always get a job with Talksport.

Didn't know he'd been done for drink driving too.

 

[bluethrunthru]

If you want your lad to turn out a lying, thieving sexually incontinent wrong un just christen him Boris....

 

[Magicpole]

Game, Set and Match.

 

[pluto]

Needed Katie Prices lawyer