Boris Johnson

[Gabriel]

‘…word porridge. I say porridge, but probably more like Weetabix with warm milk on it.”

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

‘…word porridge. I say porridge, but probably more like Weetabix with warm milk on it.”

Needs more Latin.

calidum sacrificium lac

 

[bluethrunthru]

and next week #1 in Poundland
to be followed by Top Recycling award at Book Pulplers

best kept in storage for the next pandemic when bog roll supplies run out

 

[bluethrunthru]

He poisons everything he touches

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/sales-of-johnsons-memoir-well-below-expectations-as-publisher-grapples-to-recoup-2m-advance-384680/

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

best kept in storage for the next pandemic when bog roll supplies run out

Should have printed it on rolls of perforated paper

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Blue and true]

He poisons everything he touches

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/sales-of-johnsons-memoir-well-below-expectations-as-publisher-grapples-to-recoup-2m-advance-384680/

Where's the wet wipe who told us it would become a bestseller?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Takes journalists from abroad to hold him to account