Boris Johnson

[Gabriel]

‘…word porridge. I say porridge, but probably more like Weetabix with warm milk on it.”

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

‘…word porridge. I say porridge, but probably more like Weetabix with warm milk on it.”

Needs more Latin.

calidum sacrificium lac

 

[bluethrunthru]

and next week #1 in Poundland
to be followed by Top Recycling award at Book Pulplers

best kept in storage for the next pandemic when bog roll supplies run out

 

[bluethrunthru]

He poisons everything he touches

Sales of Johnson's memoir 'well below expectations' as publisher grapples to recoup £2m advance

Sales of Boris Johnson's memoir Unleashed are 'well below epectations' as publisher grapples to recoup £2m advance.

www.thelondoneconomic.com

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

best kept in storage for the next pandemic when bog roll supplies run out

Should have printed it on rolls of perforated paper

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Blue and true]

He poisons everything he touches

Sales of Johnson's memoir 'well below expectations' as publisher grapples to recoup £2m advance

Sales of Boris Johnson's memoir Unleashed are 'well below epectations' as publisher grapples to recoup £2m advance.

www.thelondoneconomic.com

Where's the wet wipe who told us it would become a bestseller?

 

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Takes journalists from abroad to hold him to account

 

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He still doesn't get that (his) actions have had and will have consequenses

Boris Johnson 'fired' from Channel 4 coverage after brutal Emily Maitlis clash

Boris Johnson was left seething at Emily Maitlis as the former Prime Minister was grilled over his relationship with Donald Trump during an appearance on the Channel 4 show

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[blue b4 the moon]

He still doesn't get that (his) actions have had and will have consequenses

Boris Johnson 'fired' from Channel 4 coverage after brutal Emily Maitlis clash

Boris Johnson was left seething at Emily Maitlis as the former Prime Minister was grilled over his relationship with Donald Trump during an appearance on the Channel 4 show

www.mirror.co.uk

Don't know what he was paid for that but he should be deducted £1k for every fucking mention of his book.

****.