Boris Johnson

Being far too important a man to face the oversight and questioning of individuals appointed by parliament, brave Sir Boris bravely stuffed some silver in his lackey's pockets, and - bravely - ran away.

Bravely bold Sir Boris, rode off from Parliament,
He was not afraid to tell the truth, oh, brave Sir Boris
He was not at all afraid for his silly lies to be exposed.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Boris

He was not in the least bit scared to be questioned at length
Or to have his lies called out and his persona questioned
To have his waffling cut short and his thickness placed on show
And his lies all exposed and ruined, brave Sir Boris

His head done in and his record shot down
And his image decried and his followers unnerved
And his nonsense smashed and his arse handed too him
And his career dismissed and his—
 
The appropriate reaction...

 
The appropriate reaction...


does kind of show how deluded those who have been bigging him up since he quit really are - the idea he remains trusted by the public and a winner in the eyes of voters is gone - along with his fat arse
 
Peston is saying that Dorries/Sharma/Adams thought they'd be able to accept a peerage but could stay on as MP until the election before taking the title up.
HOLAC seem to have said "nope, 6 months maximum".
He then claims that the poor lambs didn't have it confirmed - you'd think someone would be on the phone every day saying "clear answer please".
I do like the idea that some are livid or distraught at not being given something they weren't entitled to as part of their job.

 
Peston is saying that Dorries/Sharma/Adams thought they'd be able to accept a peerage but could stay on as MP until the election before taking the title up.
HOLAC seem to have said "nope, 6 months maximum".
He then claims that the poor lambs didn't have it confirmed - you'd think someone would be on the phone every day saying "clear answer please".
I do like the idea that some are livid or distraught at not being given something they weren't entitled to as part of their job.

Jesus they can't even organise a buddy up honours list, what chance do they have of running a country.
 

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