Well, apologies in advance. We will likely drop points today as I have accidentally worn the sh*tty green socks of misfortune.
Over the last couple of years, having noticed their effect on performances I had taken to burying them at the bottom of the sock draw at least the day before any game - hence our incredible points tally.
Not having been to the gym since the close season, my first venture back revealed that I had packed them in anticipation of a holiday session that never arose. And there they were, ready and waiting to spring out of my kit bag once I got there today.
So when the inevitable happens, please don’t blame Gundo or Raz, blame my temporary lapse in concentration.
Unless of course anyone has a can of Mancini-bang I can open in order to rid them of the curse.