Breaking news (according to Mickey Francis)

The news is that Marwood in his frantic last minute transfer dealings mistakenly bought a popular Italian confectionery for around 20 million quid. Where he thought he was buying the Italian midfielder Coretto, he in fact bought a Cornetto. The most expensive singular ice cream purchase in the club's history, it was said to have been unwittingly eaten by a youth team player shortly after arrival on transfer deadline day. This story came from the Sun.
 
nico1 said:
The news is that Marwood in his frantic last minute transfer dealings mistakenly bought a popular Italian confectionery for around 20 million quid. Where he thought he was buying the Italian midfielder Coretto, he in fact bought a Cornetto. The most expensive singular ice cream purchase in the club's history, it was said to have been unwittingly eaten by a youth team player shortly after arrival on transfer deadline day. This story came from the Sun.

Rumour has it we are trying to save money and only offered 99 quid for Cornetto !
 
nico1 said:
The news is that Marwood in his frantic last minute transfer dealings mistakenly bought a popular Italian confectionery for around 20 million quid. Where he thought he was buying the Italian midfielder Coretto, he in fact bought a Cornetto. The most expensive singular ice cream purchase in the club's history, it was said to have been unwittingly eaten by a youth team player shortly after arrival on transfer deadline day. This story came from the Sun.


The caramel ones are really nice though.
 
black mamba said:
nico1 said:
The news is that Marwood in his frantic last minute transfer dealings mistakenly bought a popular Italian confectionery for around 20 million quid. Where he thought he was buying the Italian midfielder Coretto, he in fact bought a Cornetto. The most expensive singular ice cream purchase in the club's history, it was said to have been unwittingly eaten by a youth team player shortly after arrival on transfer deadline day. This story came from the Sun.

Rumour has it we are trying to save money and only offered 99 quid for Cornetto !

There are hundreds and thousands of things wrong with this joke.
 
nico1 said:
The news is that Marwood in his frantic last minute transfer dealings mistakenly bought a popular Italian confectionery for around 20 million quid. Where he thought he was buying the Italian midfielder Coretto, he in fact bought a Cornetto. The most expensive singular ice cream purchase in the club's history, it was said to have been unwittingly eaten by a youth team player shortly after arrival on transfer deadline day. This story came from the Sun.
Mickey F looks like he has enjoyed the odd ice cream or 12 these days
 
black mamba said:
nico1 said:
The news is that Marwood in his frantic last minute transfer dealings mistakenly bought a popular Italian confectionery for around 20 million quid. Where he thought he was buying the Italian midfielder Coretto, he in fact bought a Cornetto. The most expensive singular ice cream purchase in the club's history, it was said to have been unwittingly eaten by a youth team player shortly after arrival on transfer deadline day. This story came from the Sun.

Rumour has it we are trying to save money and only offered 99 quid for Cornetto !

Weve got history for this type of debacle...look at the signing of Curly Wurly
 
twinkletoes said:
nico1 said:
The news is that Marwood in his frantic last minute transfer dealings mistakenly bought a popular Italian confectionery for around 20 million quid. Where he thought he was buying the Italian midfielder Coretto, he in fact bought a Cornetto. The most expensive singular ice cream purchase in the club's history, it was said to have been unwittingly eaten by a youth team player shortly after arrival on transfer deadline day. This story came from the Sun.


The caramel ones are really nice though.

I thought there was just one Cornetto??
 

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