*****BREAKING NEWS**** regarding Ronaldo

[LEE BRADBURY]

Sensational news, I hear the car crash this morning was Ronaldo trying to commit suicide.

I kid you not an amateur radio enthusiast apparently overheard him arguing with baconface on his mobile phone prior to the impact.

Apparently the broken intercepted conversation went like this, Ronaldo was screaming at baconface that he wanted to join a massive massive club like Real Madrid,baconface screamed back that he was contracted, to the Rags which Ronaldo replied ill fcukin kill myself if you don’t let me go, and I have to wear that shitty red shirt ever again, bacon face replied go on then I don’t give a fcuk.

Skid marks at the scene support the theory that Ronaldo was speeding prior to impact.

Its all been a bit hushed up at the moment.

I cant expose my ITK at this moment in time to protect his safety

 

[felixbg]

Re: Breaking news regarding Ronaldo

i heard he demanded to join city as we have always been the club he supports, and he has a tatoo on his left leg of the old retro crest, and he's best mates with darius vassel (i you know what im sayin ;-) ...)

 

[SWPISHOME]

Re: Breaking news regarding Ronaldo

Pitty the twat didnt brake his two legs and do everybody a favour!

 

[masterwig]

Re: Breaking news regarding Ronaldo

I heard that he thought by pressing triangle, square, square, circle, cross, cross, cross then holding R2 and L2 he's become invincible.

 

[LEE BRADBURY]

Re: Breaking news regarding Ronaldo

I heard that he thought by pressing triangle, square, square, circle, cross, cross, cross then holding R2 and L2 he's become invincible.

LMAO fcukin brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TomBolland]

I heard he started crying when the doctor told him he would be fit to play immediately and couldn't take another 3 months of in california again.

 

[M.C.F.C.]

Re: Breaking news regarding Ronaldo

I heard that he thought by pressing triangle, square, square, circle, cross, cross, cross then holding R2 and L2 he's become invincible.

Lmao

 

[Cal]

It's annoying how he can write off his car, yet walk away scott-free...but if someone brushes past him on the pitch he goes down like he's been shot.

 

[Stuart]

Re: Breaking news regarding Ronaldo

rumour has it , that they've found john o'shea bound and gagged in the back of the boot , with a apple in his mouth and cable tie's around his wrists and ankles .
this would explain the muffled groan of pleasure i heard whilst driving past the crash site this afternoon ?

 

[TomBolland]

It's annoying how he can write off his car, yet walk away scott-free...but if someone brushes past him on the pitch he goes down like he's been shot.

too true!!

my mate said he only walked away from the accident because there was no chance of getting a penalty/free kick/someone booked