Breaking news: THIS IS MEGA!! Edit: Panic over, stand down.

[TheBlueDune]

I thought we had announced a new sponsor in Durex Condoms

Tampax heavy duty.
We're going through a bad period.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

I thought we had announced a new sponsor in Durex Condoms

The sponsors slogan is

"Get Shafted by fast penetration"

 

[remember arthur mann]

Thought they'd named a new pope !!

 

[rushts]

Nah, sorry to disappoint but I saw 1 was still working on Saturday.

It was until some knuckdragger threw a coin at Rashford and took the bulb out by accident.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'm just by the Etihad and - wait for it - there's no blue light showing from the columns. If that's the case thrn the last LED light has finally gone & we can replace the whole fucking lot.

Let's be honest, that puts the Derby loss well in the background.

They've put all the blue lights on the Christmas tree at the top of JMW. The columns will be 'relit' in January!

 

[quiet_riot]

Thought I heard a few years back that the lights are so high and inaccessible that to hire a suitable crane costs an absolute fortune, which is why we've never fixed the broken ones. Ridiculous bit of design if true.

Yeah that was a rumour pushed by KFAs on here who think they know shit, even though it's clearly bullshit...:

 

[dickie davies]

I thought we'd beaten the rags to the signing of Wesley Sneijder

 

[flyer]

No mate, they aren't that expensive to hire for half a day. Worked on many a cherrypicker and I'm guessing a 50m platform would suffice, probably around £800 to hire.

Thanks BMR

 

[flyer]

Yeah that was a rumour pushed by KFAs on here who think they know shit, even though it's clearly bullshit...:

Cheers quiet_riot

 

[nmc]

Yeah that was a rumour pushed by KFAs on here who think they know shit, even though it's clearly bullshit...:

Has he replaced the bulbs yet?