Breaking up is hard to do - Valentines special

[Colliahhh]

I know it's not valentines day anymore but I think this deserved a post.

Been seeing some girl for a couple of months, shes a bit of an armchair rag. I haven't really been up for the relationship the last few weeks but today has made up my mind.

Just got a text off her saying:

'Not so smug now are you, who's top of the table now??'

My reply:

'I don't think this is working out'

Hero.

Crisis point,

To fuck buddy or not fuck buddy?!