Breaking up is hard to do - Valentines special

gaudinho's stolen car said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Hair ruffling is the ultimate piss take. From a Southern rag as well? I'd have gone Derrick Bird.

Flicking the end of someone's tie is the ultimate piss take.

What, at the bottom? That sounds quite bad but I can't picture it.

You reach round (there is more than one use for this term, it would appear) the back of the tie, at the bottom and flick the other persons tie away from them quite quickly, but with minimal force. It conveys a feeling of utter contempt for the other person's personal space and dignity.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Flicking the end of someone's tie is the ultimate piss take.

What, at the bottom? That sounds quite bad but I can't picture it.

You reach round (there is more than one use for this term, it would appear) the back of the tie, at the bottom and flick the other persons tie away from them quite quickly, but with minimal force. It conveys a feeling of utter contempt for the other person's personal space and dignity.

Would the back of their hand touch my midriff? That sounds awful, and I agree that it is a piss take. How about that shit thing you used to do as a kid, where you point at someones chest as if they have spilt food, and then when they look down you flick their nose?
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
What, at the bottom? That sounds quite bad but I can't picture it.

You reach round (there is more than one use for this term, it would appear) the back of the tie, at the bottom and flick the other persons tie away from them quite quickly, but with minimal force. It conveys a feeling of utter contempt for the other person's personal space and dignity.

Would the back of their hand touch my midriff? That sounds awful, and I agree that it is a piss take. How about that shit thing you used to do as a kid, where you point at someones chest as if they have spilt food, and then when they look down you flick their nose?

I still do that now. It doesn't go down too well in job interviews.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
You reach round (there is more than one use for this term, it would appear) the back of the tie, at the bottom and flick the other persons tie away from them quite quickly, but with minimal force. It conveys a feeling of utter contempt for the other person's personal space and dignity.

Would the back of their hand touch my midriff? That sounds awful, and I agree that it is a piss take. How about that shit thing you used to do as a kid, where you point at someones chest as if they have spilt food, and then when they look down you flick their nose?

I still do that now. It doesn't go down too well in job interviews.

It's an icebreaker, shows you've got a "GSOH".
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Would the back of their hand touch my midriff? That sounds awful, and I agree that it is a piss take. How about that shit thing you used to do as a kid, where you point at someones chest as if they have spilt food, and then when they look down you flick their nose?

I still do that now. It doesn't go down too well in job interviews.

It's an icebreaker, shows you've got a "GSOH".

You'd think wouldn't you? It appears that not everyone has as G(a)SOH as we do.

As to your midriff question - yes, especially if you are carrying a little extra holiday weight.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Would the back of their hand touch my midriff? That sounds awful, and I agree that it is a piss take. How about that shit thing you used to do as a kid, where you point at someones chest as if they have spilt food, and then when they look down you flick their nose?

I still do that now. It doesn't go down too well in job interviews.

It's an icebreaker, shows you've got a "GSOH".

Yeh, I do it on a first date for the same reason.
 

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