Should have been worded as follows:
So, my partner has just come home with yet another huge wound in her leg after a post-ladies-lunch fall (like a shark bite across her knee). She'll need looking after, the dogs will need a walk. The timing couldn't be worse. I have booked the trains, accommodation, and ticket for the City match tomorrow.
I know it's last minute, but I don't want there to be an empty seat tomorrow. If anyone wants to step in for me that would be great.
Our address is:
1 Main Street
Manchester
M1 1AA
You can arrive to start looking after her from 10 am and I'll be back before midnight. TIA.
Train Man.
P.S. Beer in the fridge, help yourself.