Brilliant research

[paphos-mcfc]

I wonder if there would be a small percentage of those who die from capsaicin overdoes?

 

[aguero93:20]

100-115? How many died from the shock of someone strange getting in contact to ask if they'd participate in the research?

 

[Rascal]

You have to assume 72% of the 100-115 year olds they researched werent actually dead, but a quarter of those died from Pneumonia.

Now im no statistician but can it proved that a certain % are in fact immortal?

No wonder we need to research this stuff. The dodderer down the road from me could have lied about her age but as she is statistically immortal she could technically have been born around the same time as Oakie and De Niro.

I need a lie down

With the dodderer from down the road, presumably. GILFS ahoy!

Its Rooneys wet dream stuff

 

[BlueBearBoots]

What on earth do the rest die of?
I'm guessing not crystal meth binges or base jumping?

I'd happily die of either at 115

 

[Rascal]

What on earth do the rest die of?
I'm guessing not crystal meth binges or base jumping?

I'd happily die of either at 115

Think your more likely after midnight babes

 

[Chancy Termites]

Archeologists have discovered that the pyramids in Giza are older than the one in Stockport.

 

[DelToro]

Archeologists have discovered that the pyramids in Giza are older than the one in Stockport.

They've also discovered that the ones in Giza are more fucking use.

 

[Rascal]

Archeologists have discovered that the pyramids in Giza are older than the one in Stockport.

They've also discovered that the ones in Giza are more fucking use.

And havent been robbed as much

 

[roaminblue]

Now im no statistician but can it proved that a certain % are in fact immortal?

Lol!

I read it briefly, I think what they were saying was that 28% died of "old-age", as in "natural causes" but the others died of other sorts of, perhaps, curable ailments. I think the piece was saying that, they've manged to avoid cancer (etc) but then die because of other ailments. Basically, its an attempt to try and make hospitals/care-homes (etc) provide better care for the elderly. We're supposed to have half a million over 100's in the next ten years or so, I think.

 

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