Brilliant research

[Chancy Termites]

Archeologists have discovered that the pyramids in Giza are older than the one in Stockport.

They've also discovered that the ones in Giza are more fucking use.

And havent been robbed as much

:-)

 

[Rascal]

Now im no statistician but can it proved that a certain % are in fact immortal?

Lol!

I read it briefly, I think what they were saying was that 28% died of "old-age", as in "natural causes" but the others died of other sorts of, perhaps, curable ailments. I think the piece was saying that, they've manged to avoid cancer (etc) but then die because of other ailments. Basically, its an attempt to try and make hospitals/care-homes (etc) provide better care for the elderly. We're supposed to have half a million over 100's in the next ten years or so, I think.

Yeah I know mate, it just tickled me somewhat. Probs the way it was worded and it got my head ticking

 

[Blueto]

Heard on the radio the other day that some countries are denying morphine to dying patients for fear of addiction!!!!

 

[Rascal]

Heard on the radio the other day that some countries are denying morphine to dying patients for fear of addiction!!!!

Tight bastards

Morphine is a real trip