Britain's most poisonous spider is on the increase

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I've just been over in the US. I was in Georgia earlier this week doing an audit of a plant that has been mothballed and the owners are looking to start up again. Anyway we're wandering round and I start climbing over the machinery to get a better look at it when one of the local guys says " You don't want to be doin' that. You need to shine your flashlight around a bit first to scare off all the black widows".
So I'm like Oh OK, thanks for that - now!
Then he says "its not a big deal, I've only known one person ever be bitten by a black widow, mind you it was here." Fastest audit I've ever done.